关于愚人节的笑话
文章摘要：girl: father, i have sinned。女孩：神父，我有罪preacher: what did you do, little girl。神父：孩子，你犯了什麽罪呢。girl: yesterday, i called a man a “son of a bitch。“女孩：昨天，我骂了某个男人一句 「你这个狗娘养的 」preacher: why。what did he do to you。
girl: father, i have sinned.
女孩：神父，我有罪
preacher: what did you do, little girl?
神父：孩子，你犯了什麽罪呢?
girl: yesterday, i called a man a “son of a bitch.“
女孩：昨天，我骂了某个男人一句 「你这个狗娘养的 」
preacher: why? what did he do to you?
神父：为什麽?他对你做了什麽吗?
女孩：他......他摸我的胸部
preacher: you mean like this? (the guy did it.)
神父：你是说像这样子吗?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)
girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes.
女孩：(因为神父的举动而有一些害羞)嗯......是的
preacher: that“s no reason to call him that.
神父：只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊
girl: but he also took off my cloth.
女孩：但是......他又把我的衣服脱掉......
preacher: you mean like this? (he did it again.)
神父：你是说像这样子吗?(神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服)
girl: yes, that“s what he did.
女孩：是的，是这样子没错
preacher: that“s still no reason to call him that.
神父：可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊
girl: and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
女孩：然後......他把他的......那个......放到我的......那个......里面......
preacher: (evil laugh...) you mean like this? (and you-know-what)
神父：(奸笑貌)你是说像这样子吗?(神父和女孩就那个那个了)
girl: (after a few minutes...) ugh... yeah, that“s what he did...
女孩：(数分钟後)喔......是的......就是这样子.........
preacher: my dear girl, that“s still no reason to call him a...
神父：我亲爱的孩子，就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个.........」
girl: but he had aids!!
女孩：但是他有爱滋病呀!!